WE MADE IT BABIES ! Ten episodes in! We have no idea what that means, other than it's probably the most invested Jeremy has been in anything since forever. This episode is a lovely foray in to the pros and cons of lizard people versus mole people. 
Other topics include : Kimchi juice, Dave the Sleestak, getting eaten butt first, Peanuts on peanuts, Jesus Chrysler, and peeing Mercury. 

This episode, Alex and I are joined by the lovely Tori, and go right in to the spookiest episode yet. Now you might be thinking "But Jeremy, its almost Thanksgiving, what gives?" The answer is very simple. I forgot I recorded this episode. 
Topics this week include : Ghost kinks, haunting Richard Dawkins, the Jersey devil, and the worst Halloween candy ever. 

On this weeks episode we take a step in to the future and try our best to come up with the new and improved version of Pumpkin Spice Latte that every millennial can slurp up. Speaking of slurping, we also rebrand the Eucharist, and find out who would voice our conscience. 
Other topics include : Condiments kegs, shrimp cocktail cults, salad play, Larry Croft, and bananas with seeds. 

He is the O.G of horror, the master of creepy, and champion of the creatives. He is Stephen King! and he has been a guiding light for Jeremy and Morgan from day one. So much like the blood he writes about, we gushed for a good hour or so about all the different facets of his books, T.V shows, and movies. Join us down in the podcast sewers won't you? 

Topics include : Creepy clown drawings, red Balloons, Ketchup vendettas, climate change, IT, and scary movie sleepovers. 

On this weeks episode Alex officially broke me, which can only mean that it's an absolute slam dunk of an episode. We got everything you crave for in a podcast. Dolphin Cialis, crow overlords, Wilford Brimleys ketchup ghost, fish sauce addiction, hamster spiders, and more! You're welcome for the nightmares. 

Cartoons can transport you to beautiful places, through depicting worlds and characters that could never exist in real life. Similarly Tequila can do the same thing, so we decided to slam them together and see what would happened. It was a great decision and I have zero regrets about anything. Topics this week include : Big Mouth, Anime, Daria, Stealing booze from liquor cabinets, forgetting children's shows, and much much more. 

This time around it gets buck wild. We are joined by my close friend Taylor. Alex is back to stay with us forever, and we discuss the difficulties of eating Scooby Doo. It's all in a days work here on Hypotheticals. Other topics include :  Betty White, the best soup, cups of pee, eating mermaids, and Celebrity cannibalism. In short we're all still middle schoolers that giggle at fart jokes. 

The first in a series of soundclips that Brendan and i have stashed away to embarrass each other as much as possible. Topics include :  "The Matrix" "Spongebob" "Jupiter Ascending" and being a professional gay. Have fun!